Since I have no skills or talents other than writing comedy, this could be my final grandiose push for glory. Unfortunately, since I'm a bit of a JAP, instead of surviving for an impressively long time like Christopher McCandless did, I'd just die in a snap. Everyone would stand around at my fune eating bagels & lox saying "I don't understand what happened. She still had seven sandwiches left. Plenty of water. It was 4pm on a Saturday in Griffith Park. All we can think is she just whined so hard she dropped dead."
Monday, October 27, 2008
Go All "Into The Wild" On Everyone's Ass
Since I have no skills or talents other than writing comedy, this could be my final grandiose push for glory. Unfortunately, since I'm a bit of a JAP, instead of surviving for an impressively long time like Christopher McCandless did, I'd just die in a snap. Everyone would stand around at my fune eating bagels & lox saying "I don't understand what happened. She still had seven sandwiches left. Plenty of water. It was 4pm on a Saturday in Griffith Park. All we can think is she just whined so hard she dropped dead."
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