Sure, you've lived years in your older brother's shadow but not this month. He's on trial and you're free to sit back and enjoy being mom and dad's favorite kid. Who's kidding who? You pulled your stocks out in time so there's all the family money and none of the weight of knowing you're partially responsible for the economic disaster that's tearing the country apart. Plus, you got your looks from mom's side of the family so you don't even remotely resemble what would happen if Gargamel had sex with a Rabbi. Fun!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Be Alan Greenspan's Attractive Younger Brother Who's Not At All Responsible For The Current Economic Crisis
Sure, you've lived years in your older brother's shadow but not this month. He's on trial and you're free to sit back and enjoy being mom and dad's favorite kid. Who's kidding who? You pulled your stocks out in time so there's all the family money and none of the weight of knowing you're partially responsible for the economic disaster that's tearing the country apart. Plus, you got your looks from mom's side of the family so you don't even remotely resemble what would happen if Gargamel had sex with a Rabbi. Fun!
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